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April 2013
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Ladies don’t you know when you look/dress/act in a way that men don’t approve...
– Male Facebook proverb (via misandry-mermaid)
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drarna:
can’t wait for the release of jurassic park 4D where they just let dinosaurs loose in the theater and you have to try to survive for 2 hours
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harrisonfj0rd:
WOMEN: please wear high heels unless you don’t know how to walk in high heels in which case stay home and softly gnaw on bottles of shampoo
also please show no less than 64.87% of your boob and no more than 27.94%
stop having arms
when people ask you to smile, blowjob them
my tummy itches make that stop
i will think of new problems for you to have tomorrow
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trenchgun:
hey hipser u like space??? reblog spac e???? too bad…… space is dr who…….. dr who is inspirational quotation to…….u are peasant for not watching britain tv show. i special superior another hipster post ruined by fan dome. le trolled peasant…. what is air. XDDDDDDDDDDD
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samandriel:
I bet Spiderman left New York City for a day trip and when he came back, he saw the catastrophic aftermath of The Avengers and he was like
“I WAS GONE FOR ONE DAY. ONE DAY.”
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the-vashta-nerada:
when my older sister was in high school they had a really strict policy against note passing and if they caught a note they’d read it in front of class so my sister and her friends all learned tolkien elvish so if a teacher ever found their notes they wouldn’t be able to read it
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Carey Mulligan sealed her role as the enigmatic Daisy Buchanan in “The Great...
– The New York Post (via careymulligan)
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Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none.
– William Shakespeare, All’s Well That Ends Well (via fuckyeah-literature)
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people who get on the treadmill right beside me are the worst type of people. Instantly, it’s a competition to see who can run the fastest.
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god fucking damnit this literature book I was reading stated that Ernest Hemingway “produced no works of lasting value”
This is Ernest fucking Hemingway we’re talking about here
The one and only
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